Here is the first joke from former state Rep. Jim Buchy:
"Lincoln was a skinny lawyer. Obama is a skinny lawyer. Lincoln was a Republican. Obama is a skinny lawyer. Lincoln was highly respected. Obama is a skinny lawyer. Lincoln was born in the United States. Obama is a skinny lawyer."Joke number two from State Rep. James Zehringer:
"Rob Portman is an American lawyer. That's the first sentence [on his Wikipedia page]. That's something our president can't say,"The point here is that this is all Republicans have to offer. Un-American, grade-school jokes that aren't funny. The jokes themselves aren't even that offensive. What is offensive is that nearly half of Americans want to put these people back in power.